HIGH SPEED

High speed internet connection finally!!! Now no more of that getting thrown off the internet, hogging the phone line, and stuff taking forever to download. Thank you to the high-speed companies. *suppressing the tears of happiness* I imagine myself in one of those slow motion commercials-- I have a look of glee on my face, and I slowly push away from my computer and throw my arms into the air, jump out of the chair, and do a victory dance as if I've just made the winning field goal in a championship football game. The camera zooms in on my look of elation and the people in the room, who appear out of nowhere, start clapping and cheering for me, because we are all just so happy. Thank you high speed, we love you.