Why a Walmart Wedding?

Ok, this is ridiculous. A couple got married between the aisles of a Wal-mart store on Saturday in Ohio. What kind of crazy people want to get married in the very store that they work and shop in? Is this brainwashing? Did Walmart pipe fairy dust through the vents? Why do people treat retail outlets like holy sanctuaries? I have a real problem with this.

They should've gone for Vegas and an imitation Elvis.

The story on Yahoo News.